Guys, Venue: Renuka Lake, Nahan, Himachal Pradesh Name: Tortoise Age: Apparently 200 years Size: As big as a truck tyre Activity: Snapping up a dollop of dough, which the smokin' lady was selling for us tourists Warning: Smokin' lady told us to attach the dough to the end of a stick and feed it, if we wanted to keep our fingers attached to our hands Other neighbours: Millions of teeming fish, protected by law My diversion: I reached down and tickled the fishes!!!! But kept away from the bad tempered tortoise
Faiyaz, You live, you learn. Why do you think I used that word? Reading the newspapers, one comes across 'allegedly'; 'Eyewitnesses saw apparently !!' etc etc. Anyway, that smokin' Jane told us that it's been around ever since she was born. But wait a sec, I recently saw a photograph of one of these critters being ridden by a boy on some island. And the age was documented at 200. I'll check my old newspapers and get back. Bye!!
6 comments:
Caption 1.
Don ko Pakadna mushkil hee nahin namumkin hey.
Caption 2.
Machlee jal ki rani hai,
jeevan uska pani hai,
tyre lagao toe chad jayegee,
bahar nikalo toe fish fry ban jayegee.
Caption 1.
Smoked Salmons!
Caption 2.
'Jal' jo na Hota to yeh Jag Jaata 'Jal'......Geet gata chal....
Caption 3.
Tyred? Relax have a Charminar!
Caption 4.
Pollution! Any Solution?
Guys,
Venue: Renuka Lake, Nahan, Himachal Pradesh
Name: Tortoise
Age: Apparently 200 years
Size: As big as a truck tyre
Activity: Snapping up a dollop of dough, which the smokin' lady was selling for us tourists
Warning: Smokin' lady told us to attach the dough to the end of a stick and feed it, if we wanted to keep our fingers attached to our hands
Other neighbours: Millions of teeming fish, protected by law
My diversion: I reached down and tickled the fishes!!!! But kept away from the bad tempered tortoise
Age of the Tortoise in the picture - 200 Years .....No way!
You've used the word Apparently...
Anyways, Age Not beyond 143 Years Debnath!
Faiyaz,
You live, you learn. Why do you think I used that word? Reading the newspapers, one comes across 'allegedly'; 'Eyewitnesses saw apparently !!' etc etc.
Anyway, that smokin' Jane told us that it's been around ever since she was born.
But wait a sec, I recently saw a photograph of one of these critters being ridden by a boy on some island. And the age was documented at 200. I'll check my old newspapers and get back.
Bye!!
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