Monday, 10 April 2006

And on the way I 'dropped' it, 'Strip Tease Skit', A-Tasket..

Witnessed a concert performed by the awesome three Bollywood
Babes who set the stage on fire!
- Sushmita Sen, Preity Zinta and Celina Jaitley!


Jazba ho andhar, To Dikhta hain bahar!
Exposing their anatomical 'Ass'ets without running the risk of

getting Taxed! (Dubai-Tax Free??)
Time taken to 'Change' between performances was commendable

- Incredible! Merely 36 seconds - Was it 24 ? 36 seconds I suppose!
No wonder, those who offer no resistance and adapt to 'Changes'

real soon, often tend to succeed!

If so, Why on earth do our women folk take so long to 'Change'?
Over dressed? And the rest, Under dressed?
I rest my case, This indeed is a burning issue that needs to

be ad'dressed'

Let's come down to some bare facts of life....
The Terminolgy - Wardrobe mal'function' getting extremely popular

at most of the Functions!
Reminds me of the similar carefree attitude of the Buffaloes of

Berhampur.... 'Drop' as they walk past!

Dropped for no reason?
They say, when a man gives a rose to a woman for no reason

- There is a reason!
Infact, There are 'a hundred million reasons!!'


The Bottom Line is the Midriff and the Top Line!
To Be or not to Be....
BB - Be it the Big B or Belly Buttons both still attract crowds!


Hawa mein udta jaaye era, Choli key peechey era and now the
Dupatta Beimaan rey!
This Age of Clev'ages' takes us back to where we belonged
- The Stone Age!


3 comments:

Louis J Rao said...

It is not the buffaloes, but our very own Demi Moore and Bo Derek 's of Berhampur which you find in the Bondhos or pukhuris. Fashion Designers ( Ritu Beri, Suneet Vermas, Abu Gani etc ) on visiting these bondhos , decided to design Bare Facts, which became a de facto by de fault.That's when came the Deb o Naire . Read in Oriya to add pinch of Ekta Kapoor's masala

Louis J Rao said...

Henry's viewpoint:

Faiyaz, your theme song should be: Hawa hawa, ai hawa, mujhe ko dikha de! Kya dikha de, that you have to decide. Have fun.

Louis J Rao said...

Correction: Mujhko dikha de!