Marriage, crushes, romance and all such oddities of Life

In the beginning there was peace and harmony in Nature --this is before mobile phones and TV was invented -- and then some dysfunctional shaman, angry with the tribe, prescribed Marriage as an all time panacea, uttering some cliche such as
" Marriages are made in Heaven" and forgetting to add that "thunder and lightning are also made in heaven" --and so began a long line of dysfunctinal family trees culminating in the Simpsons, Proud Family and Kyun Ki Saas bhi and of course, the Aposcafrovima family......
The above prologue was intended to clear the air about my 'I've fallen in love with a Pathan marauder" crush theory expounded by Alpana. From school onwards, perpetuated by Mills and Boon, I suspect, the Tall, Dark and Handsome theory has been in vogue -- which makes Gorillas almost ideal mates as they score two out of three on that count. Why somebody has a crush on someone -- I dont know --maybe pheromones and genes and endorphins and bank balance? may have something to do with it -- so Alps dear, your Imran Khan crush may be due to all of these or perhaps his no of maidens (overs) bowled