Sunday, 2 November 2008

Driving Licence Application form

Driving License...

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.
He will give you the licen. If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost) applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dont no 

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasad (_) Lakhan (_) Sivprasad (_) Jamnaprasad (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dont no

(Check karet box)

4. ---: ____ M _____(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

5. Chappal Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelwaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Number of children libing in the household: ___

8. Number that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no, leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje do not copy thumb impression also. Pleaje provide your own thumb impression.)

PLEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dont have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DONT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE.
WE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS

5 comments:

Faiyaz said...

Stress Reliever!
No matter how many times you read this, you cannot stop laughing.

Naresh said...

Louis babua

Eee hamra lalua ka tohfa kahinsa laakar khada kiya hai, katha laga kar ?
Ekdum jhakkas, bheedu !

Louis J Rao said...

Eee Hamrey bhola babua ney bhejee thee .... .
ee haqeeqat hey , humney khud deriving inshitute ma dekhelba ..potna mey ..

Faiyazbhai - Stress buster hai kya ... tohaar ko itina hansee aayee ka ....

Nargis said...

Louis.....so did you apply or not? And if you did, did you copy from your phriend or what? And if you did I bet they chose you for you must have passed in phlying collarj....:-}

Venu N said...

Good one Louis, I've read this before in a joke email thread.