Thursday, 6 November 2008

Laughing matter

President Bush said clients shouldn't be concerned by all these bank closings. If the bank is closed, you just use the ATM, he said.

George Bush said that he is saddened to hear about the demise of Lehman brothers… His thoughts at this time 'go out to their mother as losing one son is hard but losing two is a tragedy.'

There are 30 billion prime numbers below 700 billion. Rest are sub-prime.

How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.

Why are all MBAs going back to school? To ask for their money back.

For Geography students: What's the capital of Iceland ? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty

From a trader: 'This is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife.'

What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What have Icelandic banks and an Icelandic streaker got in common?They both have frozen assets

'I had a cheque returned earlier, says 'Insufficient Funds' - Mine or the bank's?'

When asked about Credit Crunch, Bush replied : its my favourite morning cereal

4 comments:

Tasneem said...

Good one. Thanks

Venu N said...

Great one! Keep 'em comin'!

Nargis said...

Credit Crunch...LOL! In real life too Bush is famous for his bloopers. When asked by a kid in Britain what the White House was like he said...'It is White!':-}

Faiyaz said...

Someone sent me an email in which a small boy asks if Obama wins, Will it still be called the White House?